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Breast Reconstruction

July 15, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 34

  It’s three weeks ago today that I had my stomach removed, my missing right breast replaced, my port removed, and my life thrown into turmoil in a good way and bad way. In my OCD mind, this means that I’m halfway through my recovery. If I heard/remembered all the information that the plastic surgeon […]

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July 13, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 33

My belly button kept me awake most of last night. While I realize this is not something a person hears every day, it really is the gosh-darn truth. I mean, good grief, that breast reconstruction surgery was almost three weeks ago already. The belly button seems to be healing slower than my newly-constructed boob. I […]

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July 12, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 32

Today is another momentous day for me. Hopefully, I get the rest of my stitches out. I’m not sure about that “belly button” the doctor created for me. It looks pretty raw. (You would be, too, if you were poked over and over again with a needle). I’m hobbling quietly around the house–it’s midnight, after […]

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July 10, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 31

Sleep. It’s a wonderful thing. I had a horrible time Friday, Friday night, and Saturday morning for the simple fact that I was running on an average of two hours of sleep per night. I was able to get some extra sleep last night. But, alas, all the peppermint and red raspberry tea I’ve been […]

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July 8, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 29

It’s been two weeks since my breast reconstruction surgery. A week ago, my brother-in-law, Michael, came to see me when I was “white as a ghost and not moving from the couch.” Today, he came with my sister, Brenda, and it was a totally different visit. I was upright, had taken a shower (by myself… […]

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July 6, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 28

It is probably a good idea to take Tylenol and/or Vicodin an hour before your plastic surgeon removes the drains (resulting from breast reconstruction) from your body and not five minutes before. Therefore, you will be less likely to break your best friend’s hand when you’re squeezing the daylights out of it.  

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July 5, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 27

I’m just “running” out the door to see the plastic surgeon for the first time since my breast reconstruction surgery on the 24th of June; hopefully, he’ll remove both of the two remaining drains. It only took me two hours to get ready. Thank heavens I have such a wonderful caregiver. His name is Jonathan. […]

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July 3, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 26

  It has only been ten days since my breast reconstruction and I have alternated between asking myself what I was thinking to go through all this misery and congratulating myself on finally getting it done. I’m still not sure which answer is the right one. One thing I know for sure, though: It is definitely […]

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