The Power Of Suggestion

In the quest to get rid of this wretched rash, I have tried coconut oil, aloe vera, Benadryl, Caladryl lotion, Eucerin, oatmeal baths, and calendula cream. My latest resort has been Desitin; if it works on a baby’s diaper rash, it should help me, right?

I guess I’ve been using a bit too much. Last night I dreamed I had a baby.

 

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