November 16, 2009
Duty Dyslexia
I hope my naturopath is not reading this (I’m going to hear about it…), but one of her handouts is taped to the inside of my vitamin cupboard. The instructions are to:
1. Exercise every day.
2. Eat no sugar.
I’ve been a very bad girl and have been doing no exercise and having sugar every day. Bad, bad girl.
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Yes Maria! You DO have instruction Dyslexia. It’s when your brain scrambles the instructions. Write a new handout that says:
1. Don’t exercise every day.
2. Eat sugar.
see if that works :)
~~gail
Wow, I should post one of those in my cabinet… maybe then I’ll eat sugar and not exercise too! :)
I think you read it wrong. The instructions say “Exercise every day?! No, Sugar.” (be sure to read in your Southern accent to get the full effect…)