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March 26, 2010

Nordstrom, Nordstrom, Here I Come

I haven’t shopped at Nordstrom (very ritzy store) for a long time. I’ve got my Prada purse (Goodwill for $4.00) and $500 Calvin Klein red wool coat ($80 from Ross) and will be leaving any minute (five, to be exact) to meet Vern (best friend) to drop off her kid (cutest kid in the world) at her mom’s (one of my drivers). My appointment to be fitted for lingerie (new bra) is at 12:00 (noon) and I plan on purchasing–as advertised on their website–a mastectomy product (fake boob).


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4 thoughts on “Nordstrom, Nordstrom, Here I Come

  1. Yeah, probably don’t have much luck finding fake boobs at Value Village–

    And Nordstrom does have that fabulous no-questions-asked return policy…just in case you don’t like the fit/size/perkiness factor.

  2. Debbie,
    Nordstrom definitely has great service… it’s just my mouth that needs to be taped shut. We laughed so hard at all the inappropriate jokes flying.

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