February 27, 2014
Dear Fran Drescher #1
Dear Fran,
I’m wondering if your ears have been ringing.
You see, I’ve been talking about you behind your back.
First of all, let me start my saying that I have been watching The Nanny (when I can find reruns) and I think it is genius. I didn’t catch it all those years ago. What can I say? I’m always a “day late and a dollar short,” as the saying goes.
As I said in another post about you, I read your book Cancer Schmancer and it was delightful. I think we need to become fast friends.
What do you say?
Best friends always,
Marie
First, you are hilarious. But I’ve told you that before. Second, I could use some of your hilarious-ness (yes, that’s a word – in the “Bonnie Dictionary” which I started in high school out of necessity. Yes, the dictionary is simply in my mind), so I’ve been thinking. We need to find a scientist who can blend our personalities. I won’t be so stupidly high strung and you… um, let me think of what you’d get out of it… thinking… thinking… oh, you’d have schedules and check-off lists all over your house! Maybe that isn’t such a good trade for you. Hope you get to meet Fran.
-Bon
Also… that is a fantastic picture. Love your hair. Not sure about the dragon fly coming out of your head, but I am sure you will be okay.
Bon,
I love it when you comment on my blog. You’re so funny.
Well, first of all, I have a word to add to your “Bonnie Dictionary.”
The word is “hush-a-kree-ness.” I keep saying it is a Dutch word that basically means, “holy crap,” but my Dutch relatives keep saying they have never heard of it.
I swear my Grandma used to say it. Also, I’ve said it on this website and in my book, so it must be a true word.
I have check lists and schedules, so your plan is already working.
On my current list is, “Lose more weight for when I go on the Ellen show to meet Fran Drescher.” What do you think?
-Marie
Bon,
Ken said the same thing: “Isn’t that kind of weird to have a dragonfly coming out of your head?”
Oh well. Just needed a current picture so Fran Drescher would recognize me if she passed me on the street.
-Marie