February 27, 2014
Dear Fran Drescher #1
Fran, this is what I look like. With hair.
Dear Fran,
I’m wondering if your ears have been ringing.
You see, I’ve been talking about you behind your back.
First of all, let me start my saying that I have been watching The Nanny (when I can find reruns) and I think it is genius. I didn’t catch it all those years ago. What can I say? I’m always a “day late and a dollar short,” as the saying goes.
As I said in another post about you, I read your book Cancer Schmancer and it was delightful. I think we need to become fast friends.
What do you say?
Best friends always,
Marie
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First, you are hilarious. But I’ve told you that before. Second, I could use some of your hilarious-ness (yes, that’s a word – in the “Bonnie Dictionary” which I started in high school out of necessity. Yes, the dictionary is simply in my mind), so I’ve been thinking. We need to find a scientist who can blend our personalities. I won’t be so stupidly high strung and you… um, let me think of what you’d get out of it… thinking… thinking… oh, you’d have schedules and check-off lists all over your house! Maybe that isn’t such a good trade for you. Hope you get to meet Fran.
-Bon
Also… that is a fantastic picture. Love your hair. Not sure about the dragon fly coming out of your head, but I am sure you will be okay.
Bon,
I love it when you comment on my blog. You’re so funny.
Well, first of all, I have a word to add to your “Bonnie Dictionary.”
The word is “hush-a-kree-ness.” I keep saying it is a Dutch word that basically means, “holy crap,” but my Dutch relatives keep saying they have never heard of it.
I swear my Grandma used to say it. Also, I’ve said it on this website and in my book, so it must be a true word.
I have check lists and schedules, so your plan is already working.
On my current list is, “Lose more weight for when I go on the Ellen show to meet Fran Drescher.” What do you think?
-Marie
Bon,
Ken said the same thing: “Isn’t that kind of weird to have a dragonfly coming out of your head?”
Oh well. Just needed a current picture so Fran Drescher would recognize me if she passed me on the street.
-Marie