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February 14, 2010

If Knitting Were An Olympic Sport…

If knitting were an Olympic sport, I would win a gold medal.

Third day on the couch (under doctor’s strict supervision) and I’m still knitting, focusing on knitting needles rather than long medical needles that surgeons use to… to… poke… prod… aspirate non-compliant patients that move a lot.

If gaining weight from sitting on my behind for hours on end were an Olympic sport, I would win that gold medal, too.

 

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4 thoughts on “If Knitting Were An Olympic Sport…

  1. Hah! Bethany’s team is going to sweep the medals in these categories. You just work on your sitting still skills. That scarf looks great, by the way.

  2. Wow, Maria, that’s tough, hang in there, hopefully doing nothing will pay off and you will heal faster. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Rae

  3. Marie, keep that beautiful smile going girl. I love your Valentine hat, so cute. Just think of it this way, you can get all your Christmas knitting out of the way!!!Love Kaaran

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