It’s Hard To Be A Woman #3
Recently, I kept thinking that my mascara was getting old and clumpy, but, apparently, you can’t put mascara on 1-2 eyelashes very well. I tried the whole fake eyelashes thing when they fell out the first time, but that didn’t work for me, so now, I just put eyeliner all around both of my eyes and call it good.
When I remember to put it on. Yesterday, when I hustled out the door without my eyebrows, I also forgot to put a stitch of makeup on. The really sad thing is, I didn’t even care enough to turn around and fix the problem.
The other really sad thing is, I’m beginning to like all the time I save not having to style my hair, tweeze my eyebrows, and apply mascara. What’s happening to me? I hope I snap out of it by the time I need to. I’ll probably turn into some hippie-slob-don’t-care-what-I-look-like-at-all-blithering-idiot. Then again, if I’m blithering, will I even notice that I’m that way?
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You looked great when I saw you the other day! :)
I’ve discovered you can save even more time by not showering or brushing your teeth, and by wearing the same clothes for a week at a time. Of course, Rachel has a different view on all of my efforts to save us time.
i’m not sure there’ll be any difference between the blithering idiot i know now….and the one i’ll know then…