January 27, 2010
Vicodin Post-Mastectomy
They say that Vicodin causes constipation, but I’m wondering if it also causes strange dreams:
1. Detective Eames (maybe I’m watching a few too many Law & Order: Criminal Intent episodes during my hiatus) and I were running from a gun-toting bear in a park and decided to walk to Disneyland instead.
2. A woman picked me out of several people to adopt her baby.
3. My family moved to a parking lot in town and I was lying on the ground 3 feet from a busy road in a sleeping bag. When I decided to move to safety, I had to walk over a bunch of red-hot coals to get to the inside of the house.
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3 thoughts on “Vicodin Post-Mastectomy”
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Marie
It’s not the vicodin, it was the fried rice with secret ingredients. LOL!
Cathy
I really hope that baby was a girl. Yay, a sister. I also added some stuff to that fried rice :)
Adriana,
You’re just not going to let go of the whole “Give me a sister bit” are you… and what’s this about tainting my rice? You’re banned from the kitchen.
Mom