My Mothering Skills

This morning, I wanted to kill all three of my children. Is that bad? Usually, there’s just one in the bunch, but today, all three of them decided to get on my nerves at the same time:

“Hi, Mom, I forgot my lunch.”

“I know you’re running around at home like a nutbar and it took you a long time to make a dentist appointment for me, but I don’t feel like going today; can you cancel it?”

“Mom, shut up. You’re so annoying.”

“We never have any good food in the house.”

“Where’s my jeans? I put them in the laundry two days ago.”

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