Breast Reconstruction – Take 53

I got a pink envelope this week in the mail. Inside was a brochure from Nordstrom asking, “What’s in your wardrobe?”

Apparently, they didn’t get the memo on my breast reconstruction. I think I will call them up and say, “I know one thing that’s not in my wardrobe any more and that’s that big, heavy fake boob I got from you a few years back.” While it served its purpose and the girl from Nordstrom really seemed to know her job, I can’t say I miss that prosthesis. At all.

 

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