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July 31, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 38

I’m going to see the plastic surgeon on Tuesday morning for my final (for the moment) appointment. I need to make sure that I set him straight on one thing: Macy’s does not carry the official Spanx brand.

Now that I know that Spanx is an actual brand and not a generic name for “tight undergarments worn by any woman wanting to hold in her stomach and/or butt and/or thighs,” I need to make sure that women know these things. It’s not like I can go running from store to store looking for Spanx. I can’t really run anywhere yet. I’m still walking around like a 90-year-old grandma. I sometimes feel like I’m never going to get back to normal.

Where was I? Oh yes. Shopping for Spanx. I got mine yesterday at Upstage Boutique in Anacortes.

The real Spanx is so much more comfortable than the “X” brand I got at Macy’s… I cannot tell you.

I was able to worship in church this morning much better than last week. I was even dancing in the pew just a little bit.

 

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2 thoughts on “Breast Reconstruction – Take 38

  1. Marie, I just love you! Your humor is terrific! Cathy Ps, Nordstom sells Spanx too :)

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