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May 16th, 2011

Breast Reconstruction – Take 7

Tomorrow, I have a consult with a plastic surgeon to see if I might consider breast reconstruction. No hesitation in that preceding sentence.

My regular surgeon (the one that performed the mastectomy) explained the surgery to me: “They take part of the stomach-if you’re overweight-and use that to construct the new breast.”

I have enough stomach to make four new breasts. I wonder if they can get rid of my big butt and thighs while they’re at it.

 

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