That’s Not Something You Think Every Day #4

I also ordered medical records from the plastic surgeon. I’m thinking he probably had no choice but to do some redacting of his own:

1. Good golly, this patient has enough fat on her body to make at least three boobs.

2. Cha-ching… this chick could keep me in business for a long, long time. I’ll have to match up her saggy boob with the newly-constructed one in just a few short years… she’s not getting any younger…

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