Paying Medical Bills
I perused the 8-page medical bill that we (still) have from all the chemotherapy I went through last year. Apparently, I have too much time on my hands.
Page 1 advised the following: “This is your FINAL NOTICE. Please contact our office immediately to avoid collection activity.”
I referred to March’s bill… February’s, January’s, even December’s. They all say the same thing: “This is your FINAL NOTICE…”
Not so much of a final notice now, is it.
I think I’ll write on the payment stub, “Go ahead and send me to the collection agency and then repeat after me, ‘You cannot bleed a turnip, you cannot bleed a turnip….’ ”
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