December 31, 2012
It’s Hard To Be A Woman #6
My first mistake was deciding to go from being a blond to a brunette… a little bit of a shock to my system.
My second mistake was buying an expensive zit cream, dotting it on six separate places on my skin, and slowly watching the small dots spread in a nice little combo to make one huge rash all over my face.
My third mistake was gaining four pounds over Christmas.
Someone shoot me now.