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September 5th, 2009

It’s Hard To Be A Woman #1

09_04_2009_cancer_funny_eyelashes_chemotherapy_hair_lossI thought maybe I was putting too much eyeshadow on in order to draw attention away from the fact that I have no hair. My eyes were watering constantly, but when I stopped wearing eyeshadow, the problem continued.

I finally asked the infusion nurse during my last chemotherapy treatment what the deal was and she told me eyelashes protect your eyes. Seeing as I hardly have any left, that would explain a lot. I’m sure people probably think I’m walking around crying all the time: “I have cancer… I’m gonna dieeeee.”

So, apparently, eyelashes do more than just make a woman pretty. For now, I’ll keep “crying” and debate whether or not to bother with the fake eyelashes I just bought at Fred Meyer yesterday. With my luck, I’ll probably accidentally put them on sideways.

 

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