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April 3, 2017

That’s Not Something You Think Every Day #8

In my last post, I talked about trying to make a decision about whether or not to pursue finishing my breast reconstruction and having the surgeon build me a nipple. After Thanksgiving, I didn’t have much time to think about this endeavor, either. First, there was the Christmas program at church that Ken and I […]

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April 3, 2017

That’s Not Something You Think Every Day #7

In my last three blog posts, I have been discussing all the hemming and hawing I did over the month of November about whether or not I should finish my breast reconstruction by getting my nipple. By Thanksgiving, while others around me prayed for thankfulness for 25-pound turkeys, houses to live in, and other various […]

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December 15, 2016

That’s Not Something You See Every Day #5

The same day that I posted my last nipple conversation on Facebook, I got a very strange picture in my inbox. It was a picture of a friend’s nipple. I realize that’s not something you see every day. Not in my circle of friends anyways. So, now I had six differing opinions as to what […]

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December 14, 2016

That’s Not Something You Think Every Day #6

In my last post, I talked about the conversation I had with my plastic surgeon back in the beginning of November. While people around me debated about normal things like what meal they were going to serve for Thanksgiving or what gifts they were going to give for Christmas, I hemmed and hawed about whether […]

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December 14, 2016

That’s Not Something You Think Every Day #5

In the beginning of November, I called my plastic surgeon. This is how the conversation went: Me: “Hi, Dr. Miller. I’m finishing up my manuscript for the publisher and I have a few questions. You interned for whom? and at what university?” Him: “Swartz and Pittsburgh.” Me: “Can I read another paragraph to you to […]

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July 20, 2016

That’s Not Something You Read Every Day #11

I was texting with a friend the other day and she decided to vent to me about her young son: “I’m so sick of his talk of snot and guts and farts and butts, etc. Today on a show they were talking about a booby trap and he just kept saying booby over and over […]

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July 20, 2016

That’s Not Something You Read Every Day #10

Jonathan house-sat for us while we were out partying with our new friends in Omak. On our way home, I thought I would check in with him. “Be sure the animals are taken care of. Make sure my kitties don’t get killed,” I texted. He replied, “Yes ma’am.” “Good boy.” “What time are you guys […]

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July 20, 2016

That’s Not Something You Hear Every Day #29

I’ve talked about Jesse before. She’s a friend of Adriana’s. They met in Wollongong, Australia when they were both doing mission work there. I finally got to meet Jesse in person (instead of over Skype) when she came to stay with us. One day, Adriana was backing out of the driveway when I heard incoherent […]

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