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I had a massage this morning by a man for the first time in my life. He worked on my (frozen) shoulder for an entire hour and gave whole new meaning to the word “man-handled.” Wow, that guy was strong. He kept saying, “You’re going to be sore later.” I’m thinking, Because this is such […]

I had a fun little texting conversation yesterday with my producer down in Nashville, the one I’m going to go see in September. Me: “Hi, Producer. I finally posted my good news on Facebook. If you ever see anything inappropriate that I post, please call me on it. Like, maybe I shouldn’t have called Keith […]

In my last post, I announced that I was going to Nashville to record my song. This is what happened during my Zoom meeting with the producer: Producer: “I’d like to do a video in addition to the song to further tell your story.” Me: “Okay.” Playing it cool while inside I’m thinking, This is […]

On August 2, I posted “Let the normal living begin” and “It doesn’t get much better than that.” Well, I lied. Big time. I just found out that I’m going to Nashville, Tennessee, next month and having my song recorded professionally by a producer who has worked with Keith-freaking-Urban and several members from the show […]

Recap of my doctor’s appointment this morning: Me: I rush to get there at 9:25 a.m. which is 15 minutes earlier than my scheduled appointment of 9:40 a.m. Me: 9:30 a.m. I fill out paperwork as instructed. Me: 9:33 a.m. I get weighed. I’ve lost 4 pounds since last time. Me: 9:35 a.m. Blood pressure […]

Now that I finally made it through the (second) MRI intact, it’s time to get my records ready for my follow-up appointment with the orthopedic surgeon coming up on August 4. Today, I called the imaging place down in Kirkland and explained that I needed the report as soon as possible. The nice woman explained […]

Yeah, I might be a little addicted to hydrangeas. (And bad hairstyles until my left shoulder heals up all the way.) I guess it’s better than being addicted to booze or drugs. And really, can a person have too many hydrangeas?

When I finally got through with my MRI—successfully this time as opposed to last time—I texted my husband four rapid memes right in a row as my driver drove my sleepy body home. (Valium is a wonderful thing.) What more could a person want to help celebrate this momentous occasion than Jesus, some random exuberant […]

Boy, according to this blog post I did back in 2016, I sure am afraid of a lot of things. The sad thing is, I’m talking all boldly in that post about how I’m not going to be afraid anymore. Instead, I have added rattlesnakes and MRIs to the list. Wish me luck today y’all. […]