That’s Not Something You Read Every Day #9
While my older son has been obsessing about boobies, my younger son has been obsessing about Russian women.
On February 28, I wrote the following update on Facebook:
“Got to play “Cornerstone” (one of my favorites) at Bethany Covenant this morning and worship with the Slavic Gospel Church afterward during their dedication service. I met the choir director and arranged to have the (amazing) youth choir sing at the upcoming “Celebration of Life” concert at Bethany Covenant on May 7. I also ate my first pirozhki and learned how to pronounce it properly from a nice Slavic girl. All in all, a good day, I’d say.”
The next day, I entered another update on Facebook:
I guess the Slavic church service made an impression on Jonathan DeHaan as well. Here is his plan (in his own words):
Step 1—Learn to speak Russian.
Step 2—Meet Russian girl.
Step 3—Marry said Russian girl.…
Step 4—Have English/Russian-speaking children with an impeccable sense of fashion.
Step 5—Die a happy man.
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