March 9, 2012
That’s Not Something You Hear Every Day #11
This morning, I opened the drapes and turned to Adriana, who was doing homework on her laptop at the dining room table. Now that basketball is done, she doesn’t have class on Fridays.
“Good morning. Since you’re home today, Adriana, I guess Dad and I can’t run around naked.”
Two responses:
Adriana: “Ew.”
Ken: “I wish.”
I just love it that kids get creeped out by their parents’ most mild sexual comments. Almost makes you want to moan and groan in bed when all you’re doing is reading a good book. Maybe you should write that script.
Adrian,
Adriana still hasn’t been able to read my book because somewhere in the beginning I talk about Ken “groping my breast.”
For Pete’s sake, how did she think she got here? Ha ha.
I hope she reads this!