Now that I finally made it through the (second) MRI intact, it’s time to get my records ready for my follow-up appointment with the orthopedic surgeon coming up on August 4.

Today, I called the imaging place down in Kirkland and explained that I needed the report as soon as possible. The nice woman explained that I needed to join the patient portal and I would have instant access to it.

Easy peasy.

Not so easy is interpreting the dumb thing:
“Coronal proton…sagittal and axial fat-saturated…prominent intrasubstance and bursal surface hyperintense signal…anterior supraspinatus tendon…intrasubastance fluid signal focus…teres minor……”